Beauty, The New Age, Starbucks

Three topics is just, kinda, sorta, my thing? I’d love, oh sooooo love, to follow as the teachers teach and make sure to exclude referring to the ‘audience’ or myself. But really, really, it’s all bullshit. It’s not like you’re writing to yourself. You’re writing so that OTHERS will read it! Welcome to the new age school system! Unless of course…you rather enjoy reading things addressed to you, and you write letters to yourself. But then, you’re still going to say “I hope you had a nice day. I know I did. La la la blah blah blah.” One thing I do like about progress though, is online banking. I know for a young person it’s not much of a bother or anything. But I’m the type to sit on a couch and randomly start thinking about how I’m supposed to pay bills, keep track of checks, and manage money. Hah hah, fear not dear people like myself! Online banking is sure to be my savior. No hassle. And you’re sure it’ll get where it should get. Bless the internet.

Let’s skip to Starbucks, and save my favorite for last. I just found this very funny; so there is a boy talking to a girl. Garcon a fille.
A person exclaims “Starbucks will be closed from 5:30 till 9!!”
So the girl says: “Everyday?!”
Boy: “No I don’t think so…”
Person: “Today.”
Boy: “For workshops and stuff? I think that’s what it is.”
Girl: “Oh my god that is gonna be forrrrevvver.”
Boy: “Yeah, I totally wonder why.”
Girl: “I live on the fricken stuff.”
Boy: “They probably need to train. Make better coffee. Yeah.”
Girl: “‘Scuse me? Better coffee? Ehem. Wow, bye.”

I find it amusing that a girl who apparently likes Starbucks coffee can get so offended because the guy thought they should make better coffee. The english language is a blessed thing indeed.
Chai.

Beauty. This is my fav-o-rite subject I’ve been hearing about. The different ideas on beauty.

So they say the typical beauties are as follow:
-Dark-haired, with pale skin, and green eyes. Apparently the typical Southern belle.
-Blonde, tan, and blue eyes. Thank you barbie for making this such a popular look. No really. I’m truly thanking you.
-And the oh-so loved “plain” beauty, brown hair, brown eyes, pale-ish skin.

Really, I gotta say, pathetic.
Brown eyes? Sorry, but I can’t stand alone the dreadfully boring descriptions. Anyone can technically be beautiful. Personally I’m a huge fan of eyes. I simply adore them, the noses eh, but mouths I also like. I took into account a saying “eyes are a window into the soul” when I was young and started to stare at peoples eyes. That’s when I fell in love with them. The shapes, the colors. So much. There is no brown. There’s chocolate with a hint of crimson, or walnut with sprinkles of forest. I dislike the descriptions of “she had brown eyes and plain, lanky brown hair.”, I’d prefer something more like “her eyes were of wood, with a nice polish. A hint of green could be found near the pupil, and the contrast was pronounced in the light. Her hair was blah blah blah.” Bordering on corny, but not just there. Not yet, not quite.
Well even moving on from there, we have this issue of being to FAT. Well you know what? Skinny people are bitches. Alright, it’s a generalization, but really, c’mon. They’re just bitter. Bittersweet perhaps. Those really, truly thin people though. Not lean or slim, THIN. T-H-I-N. They have to starve, or spend time working out, or throwing up. They’re jealous of those naturally blessed with leanness. Oh yes. I mean working out is great, and some people like it. But, that’s not so much for a majority of the people. Or else obesity and anorexia wouldn’t exist.

Something that crosses my mind quite a bit, and here I might step on some toes, is what if the standard of beauty was chubby, and oily hair, and a messed-up face? So then all those people that hide at home afraid of society would come out and be accepted, while all those models would be shamed into hiding. What if obesity became the new fad? If you’re not eating 1500349346 calories a day, well, huh, sorry bub you’re a LOSER! But no, we get the Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson thing going. Thinner you are, the sexier. Nice rotund ass? You go girl! C cups? Oh mm gee, you’re hot!
And then what about guys standards of ‘beauty’, or handsomeness I suppose. Well according to so many online resources, handsome, or ’sexy’ as preferred, is defined by a guy’s abssss and the strength of his jaw. His muscles, and his facial features. His hair. His hands? Thin, but they can go to chubby. Wow. Freedom to either side? I think not.

It’s argued that girls get the hardest standards to meet. I disagree. Guys get is pretty tough too. Oh sure, sure they don’t seem to care, and I’m sure some don’t. While girls fuss and fuss, but it doesn’t change the fact that the pure standard, the standard, doesn’t change. Just like the shape of chopsticks won’t change. Not for your life, dude.
And this got me excited for the topic of feminism. Oh joy joy.

The Views of Beauty, the thin and the true.